Top 10 Moment

2AM in Old Town. Drunk businessman walks into an alley where 3 girls are mischievously sharing a bottle of wine.



PIIA (to the man): Where do you come from?!
Businessman takes a seat next to girls.
PIIA: Are you Finnish?! Swedish?! Bra?!
PILLE: Русский язык?
PIIA: I know it! You're a Swede living in Finland!
DANIELLE: Parlez-vous français?! Talk! ¿Habla español?
PIIA: Kunt u nederlands praten?

Businessman smokes a cigarette. Minutes pass. Pille pisses in the alley. Drunk businessman begins to stir.
PILLE: Yes?
DANIELLE: Yes? Speak!
PIIA: Tell me why you're here! Where do you come from man?!
DRUNK BUSINESSMAN: L-l-l-l-le'ts get to the point. Y-y-y-y-yes I'm...I-I-I-I...I'm a Swede.
PIIA: I knew it!
DRUNK BUSINESSMAN: T-t-t-t-the p-p-point is...the point is this.
GIRLS: Yes?! Tell us?!
DRUNK BUSINESSMAN: L-l-l-l-let's fuck.